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we burst onto the streets in search of booze and blow
open a bottle of whiskey and let the party flow
BEER COCAINE PUSSY AMERICA
I spot your daughter at the local bar and she looks like she needs a dick
I slip some roofies into her drink and that should do the trick ;)
BEER COCAINE PUSSY AMERICA
I'm the one that knocked your daughter up, I don't pay child support that kid is fucked
I'm the one that shared a needle with your son, I hope you got to know him because that kid is DONE
I'm the one that shook your baby to death, I hope you know I heard his cries as he took his last breath
and I'm the one that showed my dick to your dad
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Beat That Bitch
02:21
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Well my girlfriend didn't have my dinner ready
even though I spent ten hours on the factory floor
so I knocked her fucking teeth right down her fucking throat
now at dinner time she knows the fucking score
beat that bitch if she doesn't make your meals on time
beat that bitch if she looks you in the eye
beat that bitch brother, make her your own punching bag
make her scared to even look at other guys
well my woman once showed me her baby pictures
I said who dat? she said that's my uncle Glenn
so I broke her fucking jaw without a care at all
she knows she's not allowed to look at other men
beat that bitch if she thinks that she's your equal
beat that bitch if she thinks she's fucking smart
beat that bitch brother, you just broke her goddamn nose
beat that bitch but don't you dare break her heart
well my mother saw my woman with a black eye
she said "you better leave that girl alone"
but my mother doesn't understand I RUN THIS SHIT
now my mother sports a black eye of her own
beat that bitch show her how strong you have gotten
beat that bitch turn your love for her to rage
beat that bitch tell her friends that she fell down the steps
beat that bitch brother, rearrange her face
beat that bitch because she's got some clever stories
beat that bitch she's got important things to say
beat that bitch because you know she's your entire world
beat that bitch brother put her in her grave
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Dead Beat Dad
03:02
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I was having the best day that I ever had
when some kid on the street says "hey, your my dad"
I was going to the bar because that shit is cool
now some little jerk wants me to pay for his school
I reached in my pocket, I had 20 bucks
but beer isn't free so he's shit out of luck
I look in his eye and I said it real clear
LOSE MY NUMBER IDIOT
I'm gonna stay a dead beat dad
I'll stay a dead beat dad
fuck you
I'll never quit my partying ways
when kids come out of the woodwork to ruin my dad
it's not my fault your mom was a slut
so hit the bricks you illegitimate fuck
here's a free lesson that you'll learn
never trust anyone you little nerd
even if its your dad
I'm gonna stay a dead beat dad
I'll stay a dead beat dad
Hey little boy, hey little girl, I don't want to be your dad
Hey little girl, hey little boy, go back to the life that you had
Hey little boy, hey little girl, I'm not gonna buy your clothes
Hey little boy, he little girl, find a way to put food in your mouth
You may be blood but you're not my son
and as far as I'm concerned this conversations done
my money's for me, myself and I, and your not one of them, goodbye
now don't feel bad, and don't feel blue
I've got 23 others just like you
Tina's waiting for me at the bar
take it easy kid
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American Rock & Roll
03:24
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Well I like pussy and I like guns
I'll get drunk and fight everyone
I don't care about my life
I get drunk every fucking night
I'm an asshole, I know its true
but I still bleed red white and blue
drunk on whiskey and high on blow
this is my life, it's American Rock & Roll
I like beer cold and pussy wet
I live my life with no regrets
football, drinking, ripping lines
beating up nerds just to pass the time
11 AM and I'm fucking wasted
her pussy stank but I liked how it tasted
drink all day my penis grows
this is my life it's American Rock & Roll
make way for the assholes
make way for the dickheads
make way for the motherfuckers known as APB
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Eight Ball
00:28
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I'm so fucking bored
Your so fucking fat
Put some coke on that puss
then I'm eating that
LET ME PUT THAT EIGHT BALL UP MY NOSE
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Condoms
02:09
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Well I just met you at the bar but I'm fucking you tonight
You got damp in the basement when our eyes first met
and I bought you that Coor's Light
Well I don't wear a condom
Cuz you said you cleaned your snatch
And I won't wear protection
Cuz it's going up your ass
Well I got your number on the bathroom wall
and it said you fucked real nice
and the good thing about having full blown aids
is that you can't get it twice
well I didn't wear a condom
when I entered your caboose
Cuz I just couldn't finish
in that sloppy, stinky cooch
and I didn't wear a condom
and I hope we didn't make a kid
but if we did
you'll raise my bastard kid
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